I read the NY Times piece just before Christmas about the questions couples should ask themselves before getting married. Interesting stuff. But I beg to differ with NYT on the things that really matter: over the years my girlfriends and I have amassed some truly classic stories about boys and the real reasons we extract ourselves from relationships. Here are some of the best:
he wore blue Y-fronts
he used an excel spreadsheet to work out which friends he needed to call when (am pretty sure there will be more on this particular sin in another blog)
he was 'too nice' and therefore highly suspect
he ordered chicken on his pizza
he laughed hysterically whilst coming
he felt like a brother, and she's not into incest
he asked what her top five films were
he said he didn't like curry
his dad was bald
he once said he might vote conservative (even though she wasn't very political)
he had a funny neck
he was called barry white
he was rude to a waitress (dump the bastard, i say)
he shopped at H&M
he didn't shop at H&M
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